Posted 3 days ago
loveanddelete:

I was going through the #askThicke tag on twitter and found this gem

loveanddelete:

I was going through the #askThicke tag on twitter and found this gem

Posted 3 days ago

deeecccc:

I love Michelle

(Source: northgang)

Posted 1 week ago

vroengard:

I felt like a high-end stripper at work today

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

Posted 1 week ago

spookyjacob:

cut ur dick off itll grow back even bigger and more powerful

Posted 1 week ago

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster)

Posted 1 week ago

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

Posted 1 week ago

tany4:

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

Posted 1 week ago

jl7299:

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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Can we just remember that the animators drew snow white frame by frame.

Someone drew that intentionally.

Posted 1 week ago

corncop:

people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right

Posted 1 week ago

legfruit:

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i got a headache :/

google says im gonna die

why is google sending you death threats for having a headache

Posted 1 week ago

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

(Source: yiffjpg)

Posted 1 week ago

carsatan:

carsatan:

jenovaii:

carsatan:

My sting ray fell out of the chandelier

i don’t even know the context of this but this is the best post i’ve seen in a while

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I told my dad that someone reblogged this and he wants it to be known that he was the one who started the whole ‘sting ray in the chandelier’ thing

Posted 1 week ago

skoeskebloesk:

angelskeepfalling:

skoeskebloesk:

how do extras in music videos get anything done instead of gaping at the artist the entire time?

My friend Mary was an extra on a Justin bieber music video and she kept hiding his water bottles to piss him off

Your friend mary is an inspiration to us all