Posted 8 hours ago
quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad)

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION TO ME. I’M BORED AND QUITE DRUNK SO HELP ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 10 hours ago

yzma:

devilwithablackdresson:

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole

this is my favourite post tbh

(Source: socks-gone-wild)

Posted 10 hours ago

I see that none of you have taken my advice on board and I have to say that I’m very disappointed in all of you.

Posted 10 hours ago

megaparsecs:

we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be 

Posted 10 hours ago

I’m pretty sure the best way to cheer me up is to let me see you naked ;P

Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 11 hours ago

People come cheer me up :P

I’ve now officially lost my job and am drowning my sorrows cause I’m classy :P So if anybody would be kind enough to talk to me I’d be very pleased. Thank you :)

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago
He left a cum stain on my heart
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Posted 1 week ago
loveanddelete:

I was going through the #askThicke tag on twitter and found this gem

loveanddelete:

I was going through the #askThicke tag on twitter and found this gem

Posted 1 week ago

deeecccc:

I love Michelle

(Source: northgang)

Posted 2 weeks ago

vroengard:

I felt like a high-end stripper at work today

Posted 2 weeks ago